Surprise! Splash! Spray! Water Jokes For All!

Helbrunn Palace, view from the Folkart Museum high on a hill

Hellbrunn Palace is a Renaissance villa in Salzburg, Austria’s outskirts. It was built between 1612 and 1615 by Markus Sittikus von Hohenems, the Prince-Archbishop of Salzburg. Today the palace grounds cover approximately 148 acres (60 hectares) with alles of trees, beds of roses, swirling baroque-style flower beds, and small lakes.

Peaceful and beautiful gardens

Walking through the gardens on a sunny day is an experience of peacefulness and beauty. However, there is a segment of this garden that is imaginative, whimsical, mechanically inventive, and quite devious!

Everything looks lovely

The Prince-Archbishop von Hohenems must have been quite a character. Why else would he oversee the creation of garden fountains designed to surprise, splash and spray his guests in the most unexpected ways. Hellbrunn Palace was intended as a summer residence and a place of entertainment, featuring stunning architecture and beautiful gardens.

A section of a ceiling

A walk about here leads you into decorated caves or grottos. Elaborate ceilings covered in shells and stone are fascinating to see, As you look up, the water sprays down  into your face. Every sculpture is soon suspect as you cautiously walk onward. Diana the Huntress, a little boy, a frog, or a turtle all send out sprays of water.

Everything is ready to surprise you!

Arches of water spray over the paths. A stepping stone is designed with hidden water jets that shoot streams of water up into the air. The fountains were designed to operate on hydraulic power and continue functioning today.

Enjoying the fun!

These water jokes are over 400 years old. Today it is the tourists enjoying the fun. Still, the prankster, von Hohenems, who is described as having great diplomacy skills, created a garden of whimsy that continues to entertain.

Mechanical Musical Theatre at Hellbrun Palace Gardens

The mechanical musical theatre was my favorite and the least likely to get me wet. Built in 1750, it is a fascinating and intricate masterpiece of engineering and entertainment.

Close up of the musical theater

Water is the driving force of this large-scale diorama of everyday life in the town. Over 200 automata (mechanical imitations of humans) depict different occupations and activities.

Everything moves!

Men gather on the square, gesturing and nodding, carpenters build a roof, soldiers march by, women shop in the market, a blacksmith hones a blade, and a dog begs for bread. The figures are made from wood, with metal gearing, and clothed in fabric costumes realistic of the time.

Details, details

The music is played by a water powered mechanical organ, and the show plays on for nearly 15 minutes. It was mesmerizing as I stood there trying to see all of the characters in this grand pageant of daily life.

For this fountain the tongue goes in and out!

All of the fountains and grottos are meant to entertain, and yet, eventually, guests of the Archbishop would be invited to dine at a large stone table. Archbishop von Hohenems would, of course, be seated at the head of the table.

The Dining Table

Perhaps the guests in their fashionable gowns and powdered wigs would believe they could now relax and enjoy the evening. Not so, as the seats and the table were also plumbed with water jets, and the surprise, splash, and spray would happen again. Imagine the shock!

Surprise!

What a legacy to leave to the world. Life is always complicated, and conflicts require diplomacy, but certainly, Archbishop von Hohenems believed life also requires a little fun.

2 thoughts on “Surprise! Splash! Spray! Water Jokes For All!”

  1. As much as I love water in almost all of its forms and whimsy is all of its forms, I would find this palace irresistible. Thank you, as always, dear Linda.

  2. Amazing! And it’s all REAL, tangible, material- not merely digital or virtual. Hope it remains, preserved another few centuries. Thank you for sharing!

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